It makes me laugh that every time I come home, my mum makes me a cup of tea in bed which is obviously nice, she leaves it by my bed at like 7am. Ok that’s fine, but my alarm is set for 9…and i’m not really a morning person…so there’s a large chance that I will actually be asleep at 7. Does she wake me up? No, she just brings this cup of tea into my room silently and leaves. Then, when I wake up at 9 when my alarm goes off, she comes back in again like MORNING, OH YOU HAVEN’T DRUNK YOUR TEA! tutting and sighing and like “oh what are you like!” haahha er, i’ve been unconscious since its been there, how do you expect me to have drunk this?!?! I just find it quite funny, I don’t understand! She like sneaks it in while i’m sleeping and comes back when i’m awake, apparently disappointed and bewildered because I have unknowingly rejected her kindness. She goes, “you never drink it!” Because I’M ASLEEP!! ahahhaah if she brought me a cup of tea when i was awake, or even woke me, she would notice that then, the tea would be gone by the time she came back, surprisingly. But you know its a bit difficult to fulfil these expectations of me when i’m ASLEEP!! Then she goes off rolling her eyes and tutting and I hear her say to Dad downstairs “She didn’t drink her tea again!” and he also begins tutting and going “don’t bother making it love!” OH.MY.GOD!! I WAS ASLEEP!!!! I WAS SLEEPING! I’M SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW I HAD TO BE CONSCIOUS AT THE CRACK OF DAWN TO PERFORM TEA DRINKING RESPONSIBILITIES i’m going to start setting my alarm for like 6am so i can lie here waiting for her to bring it in and when she does, I can be sat there all alert. waiting. it’ll probably make her jump. Its a very strange habit but I do find it funny. Its like when she comes in before she goes to work and talks for ages, and I wake up when she has been stood there talking for a good five minutes already, giving me a list of things to do round the house. Obviously that’s fine, i always do the ironing and whatever else needs doing clearly this is not a problem i’m not actually a brat, its just hilarious when she’s like I TOLD YOU TO MOP THE FLOOR TODAY and she has told me this, while I am asleep. She thinks if she comes in and says it, that’s her bit done, whether I am awake or not hahaha
ahhh home.